Want to win a (tiny) SmartPak gift certificate? Caption this.

OK, so it’s not much: $15 (unless I can get a sponsorship up in here… I’m looking at you, SmartPak.) But it’s free! And free is awesome! Simply offer a caption for the photo below in the comments section by Tuesday 1/27 at 5 p.m. I’ll pick some favorites (reserving the right to pick lots or a handful, because prerogative), and then open it up to a public vote via a poll here.

If I suspect cheating shenanigans, I will make you get on Ollie and go only left for two hours. And you certainly don’t want that. Seriously, this is just for funsies. Thanks to RHdobes563 on COTH for the idea!

Have at it!