An Ode to Ollie

This sums up my week.


There once was a horse
From the Great White North
Who decided to never turn left
He drug me around
While pounding the ground
Leaving me feeling bereft

He got his ass beat
It was truly a feat
And decided at last to obey
He was better for days
But then got in a daze
And ended with “Eff you, eh?”