I’m a marketing professional by day who – after a more-than-ten-year break- started riding again. I previously owned Ollie, a luggy, derpy, kind of lazy Percheron-Thoroughbred cross who now has an easier life of lower jumping.

I formerly did the baby low low low low low local hunters, but in 2013 decided to give eventing a try. In 2014, I moved from Atlanta to the Dallas, Texas, area and lost my shit while not taking regular lessons for a couple years. After finding Angela Bowles and moving to her barn, I started getting my act together and growing my baby lady balls.  This blog chronicles my adventures while, well, Riding With Scissors.

I mean seriously, have you ever seen a bigger neck?